Long time no post huh? Well we experimented with a new site until it got closed down so we came back to our roots. First on a sad note Billy Mays died. His passing has saddened us all. However, in lighter news we are working on starting our own webcomic! We don't know if it will be posted here or not. Most likely we will post some test comics up here and see how people will re-act first.
 
 

Who cares if its scripted??? This shit is fucking crazy! Awesome shit right here.

 
 

Below is such a freaking great video!

 
 

How many of you are fed up with this years WWE Wrestlemania?! I've seen every Wrestlemania but I've only seen the build up's to them since Wrestlemania 18 and not one of those build up's was as bad as this. I"ve been a wrestling fan since I was 3 (yea yea tell your jokes, I've heard them all) and I've seen countless pay-per-views and live events, but every build up has been better than this. Let me go into detail about every match so far:
25 Diva Battle Royal: really? last I checked they didn't take their women's division seriously. Enough said.
Money in the Bank Ladder Match (CM Punk vs Christian vs Shelton Benjamin vs MVP vs Kane vs Mark Henry vs Finaly vs Kofi Kingston): if you take out Kane, Mark Henry, and Finlay and insert Evan Bourne, Cody Rhodes, and Ted Dibiase then this match would be flawless. However having a 7ft monster, a man over 300 punds, and guy prolly aound 50 years old sorta waters this down. This match is an 8-way ladder match, meaning should be high flying guys who need a push. I pray to God Christian wins this match because he needs this win the most mainly because of how he's been booked so far.
Shawn Micheals vs The Undertaker: this match has had a great build up and should be one of the best, if not the best, of the night.
Jeff Hardy vs Matt Hardy in an Extreme Rules match: of all the matches this one is the most under rated. All they've talked about on TV is Triple H vs Randy Orton (which should be a good match) but this match should've been hyped way more. I mean two of the biggest stars (who happen to be brothers facing off against each other) are facing off in an Extreme Rules Match. That means no rules. The Hardy Boys have been made famous by matches like this which means this should be one of the best of the night along with Taker vs Micheals.
JBL vs Rey Mysterio for the Intercontinental Title: Should be an entertaining match but what's the point? This doesn't do anything for the title really, they're basically just putting two more stars on the show. I think they should make it JBL vs Kozlov and put Rey in the Money in the Bank Match. But that's just me.
WWE Tag Team Champions Carlito and Primo Colon vs World Tag Team Champions John Morrison and The Miz in a tag title unification match: this match has been built up very nicely over the last couple months and should be a tremendous match in given enough time. This is also a great way to start to bring back the Tag Team Division.
WWE Champion Edge vs John Cena vs Big Show with the title on the line: this love triangle shit is just plain dumb. Fucking Helen Keller could've come up with better shit than this. Horrible stuff building up to what should be a pretty good match. I say cut out Big Show and make it Edge vs Cena.
World Heavyweight Champion Triple H vs Randy Orton with the title on the line: this match has received all of the build up on TV but it doesn't deserve all of the build up. It is a big match up given the story line (Randy Orton wins Royal Rumble and beats the hell out of all of Triple H's family). It should be a great match but they need to build up the under card matches like Hardy vs Hardy too.

 
 

The Jonas Brothers suck major monster horse cock. I pray that the Surprano's would come to life and kill the Jonas Brothers. They are the worst thing ever spawned. Hell I'd prefer to be best friends with Hitler and the Devil, or actually I'd rather be in hell than listen to them. They're just gay little pedophile faggots. Its a pitty joe likes them...


 
My first day 03/22/2009
 

Well my first day has seemed to be successful so far. I made a few changes and added 2 new pages. Check out the chat room, its the newest feature. I'm out for now.

 
 

I have found the greatest .gif file ever made. Download it and behold the greatness of  two of the greatest lesbians. Even though Christians and Catholics hate lesbians its still hot as fucking hell. Lesbians = epic win. If you don't like this .gif then just lock yourself in an air tight closet with no food or water.


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my time has come 03/22/2009
 

Well hello everybody. I was on vacation the past couple weeks and apparently joe did not know this. So you all were stuck with just him and Billy Mays, I'm sorry for that. But now Joe is on vacation for 2 weeks and Billy for 1. This means I am the only one running the site for awhile. I believe it is party time as I pimp out the shit. So stay tuned as I turn this world upside down and turn inside out and let a mexican dwarf rape the shit out of it.

 
 

Hi! Bill Mays here! I have heard the stories of the "spammers" but I refused to believe them! I mean come on, what teenager has no life and resorts to trying to trash a site?! A fucking queer bag ass hole that's who! I've that Huzar and Joe know who the likely culprit is but they can't decide on how to act! I say it's simple: everyone who trashes this site and doesn't like it then just stop coming! Instead why don't you go fuck your whore of a mom 13 more times in the ass hole! Then go jack off that pathetic excuse for a penis for one more thrill! You've impersonated me one time but that's enough! Get the hell out if you don't like this site!


 
 

It appeas that the famed and failed Fuhrer of the Fatherland freaking loves metal (And what good German whouldn't?) Hitler allegedly discovered the interest after a draft of the local band "Rammstein" and has since found he also enjoys American bands such as "Metallica", "Iron Maiden" and "Godsmack". He's even gotten into writing it; here's a little piece by the man himself, to the beat of "One" by Metallica:


Allies!
Encircling me
Chargin' Normandy
Absolute Horror
Losing Stalingrad
Liberatin' Jews
Killin' my Nazis
Now they're invadin' my
Ciiiiity! Ya!


It's not much so far, but as the Germans say: "Ve haf our veys..."

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